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Once a crafter, always a crafter … it’s a new “Out of the Loop,” the comic for those who love to knit and crochet!

February 13th, 2015

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We’ve teamed up with Todd Clark, creator of the ever-popular Lola series, to bring you “Out of the Loop,” a regular one-panel comic featuring humorous takes on the world of yarn.

Enjoy and please share widely!

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Loom Knit Entrelac Baby Blanket Loom Knit Ridged Cowl Loom Knit Patchwork Throw

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Your Year in Yarn: 2015 Horoscopes for the Yarn Lover

February 10th, 2015

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Writer, illustrator, and knitter Franklin Habit joins us for his monthly column featuring humor and insights into a yarncrafter’s life.

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I’ve just this minute come in from my annual check-up with Madame Bobbie Jean, the psychic down the block. (FYI: She also repairs small electrics.) Looks like I’m in for an interesting ride. Since I was there anyhow I asked her to provide forecasts for all of you, as well. It’s my pleasure, really; and she gave me a fantastic bulk discount.

Aquarius (January 20-February 18)

Yours will be a year of conclusion and fulfillment. In other words, of finishing. You need not fear the second sock. Should you undertake to knit matching hats for everyone at the family reunion, success will be yours. Yet you will ring in 2016 still not having sewn together that green cardigan whose diverse pieces you completed in March of 2006. You will never sew those together. Ever. You realize that, right? You might as well start using them as dust rags.

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

Travel is indicated; sometimes over long distances, possibly even across the sea. You’ll do anything to find a skein of that discontinued yarn with the right dye lot, won’t you? Cripes.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Seek opportunities for growth in the company of potentially like-minded people. When these people try to tell you that the fiber guild field trip to the Lion Brand Yarn Outlet is not an excuse for buying fifty pounds of stash yarn, seek opportunities for growth in the company of a different group of potentially like-minded people.

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Lola’s Been Making Blankets Since Before You Were Born!

February 6th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Crochet Tied Tunic Knit Kyoki’s Kimono Crochet I’ve Been Making Blankets Since Before You Were Born

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“Lola, this is an intervention.”

January 24th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit Color Grid Pullover Crochet Granny Square Skirt Knit Cardigan Of Many Colors

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Crafter’s Coloring Companion

January 18th, 2015

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Introducing Crafter’s Coloring Pages, a brand new way to start yarn playing in 2015. Take out your crayons. Treat yourself to a set of brush pens or markers. Coloring pages can be a useful addition to your crafting. 

Here are some ideas for using these pages:

  • Scrapbook your finished page as a personalize record of gifts you’ve given or projects you’ve made.
  • Invite a child into your crafting world. Give them their own scarf to color.
  • Create a handmade #scarfie. Cut and paste a photo of the recipient into the blank face on the coloring page.  Share on social media.
  • Let your coloring pages help you plan your project. Use them to sketch out your ideas for colors or patterns.
  • Before you give a scarf as a gift, offer the recipient some colors to work with and get their design input. They can even add extras, like fringe, by drawing them on.
  • Relaxation! Coloring is a great way to unwind after a hectic day.

Getting started is easy. Just download the image, print and color.

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#Scapbook Page: Use to archive details you’d like to keep below the image: pattern, yarn, colors, date, recipient, modifications, etc.
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#Scarfie: Just add a face and color the scarf!
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Michelle Edwards is a life-long knitter and the author/illustrator of A KNITTER’S HOME COMPANION and many award-winning children’s books including CHICKEN MAN and STINKY STERN FOREVER. In her spare time, Michelle enjoys talking about books in schools throughout the US and beyond. Her newest book, MAX MAKES A CAKE is now available from Random House. To keep in touch with Michelle, visit her website, www.michelledwards.com. “Like” her on Facebook . Follow her blog and sign up for her newsletter .


The stitches gave him away … it’s a new “Out of the Loop,” the comic for those who love to knit and crochet!

January 17th, 2015

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We’ve teamed up with Todd Clark, creator of the ever-popular Lola series, to bring you “Out of the Loop,” a regular one-panel comic featuring humorous takes on the world of yarn.

Enjoy and please share widely!

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Here are a few patterns to inspire you!

Knit Little Red Riding Hood’s Hooded Scarf Crochet Mini Tote Bag Basket Crochet Little Amigurumi Wolf

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Lola Takes Her Knitting on a Cosmic Journey

January 10th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Crochet Cosmic Dorm Throw Knit Cosmic Rainbow Afghan Knit Cosmic Trail Scarf

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Why You Don’t Have Your Mitten Yet

January 8th, 2015

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Writer, illustrator, and knitter Franklin Habit joins us for his monthly column featuring humor and insights into a yarncrafter’s life.

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Chances are I am never going to knit anything for you.

It’s not that I don’t like you. Of course I like you. You’re interested in yarn and you’ve come all this way to read something I’ve written; how could I not think well of such a person?

No, it’s not about you. It’s about time, and having too little of it. There is but one of me, and there are many of you. Even if I should promise to knit each of you a single mitten I couldn’t keep that promise before I drop dead.

And what kind of off-kilter gift is one mitten, anyhow?

You make things, so you know how it goes. You learn to make things and are so excited at having learned to make things that you want to make things for everyone. But you are a novice, and it shows. Your work is earnest, but uneven. The things you make are not much in demand.

“Is that…a hat?” says the person in the next cubicle when she spots you merrily stitching away during your afternoon break.

“Yes!” you cry. “Yes, it’s a hat. I’m making a hat. Would you like a hat? I’ll be happy to make you a hat. What color hat do you want?”

“Uh…” says the person in the next cubicle.

With practice your work grows not only even, but accomplished–and possibly splendid. The person in the next cubicle changes her tune.

“Would you make me a hat?” she says. “I would totally pay you. Ten bucks!”
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Lola Has a “Brain Freeze” … But Not the Kind You Think

December 27th, 2014

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit Charleston Garden Blanket Crochet One Skein Wonder Vest Knit Panda Pullover

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Lola finds peace and harmony when she knits a Cat and Mouse Blanket – will it last?

December 13th, 2014

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit Cat and Mouse Mittens Knit Cat And Mouse Blanket Knit Cat and Mouse Scarf

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