Writer, illustrator, and knitter Franklin Habit joins us for his monthly column featuring humor and insights into a yarncrafter’s life.
I don’t know about you, but if the person who invented the “click bait” headline suffered severe contusions after being buried alive in an avalanche of refurbished laptop computers I would not weep heavily into my handkerchief.
Unless you’re reading a transcription of this online article from a parchment scroll, you know what click bait is. You’re fooling around on the Internet when something like this catches your eye:
“She Ordered a Half-Caff Double Latte with Extra Foam. What She Got Instead Will Shock You.”
Being only human, you immediately cease writing a wry comment on the photograph of your sister-in-law’s new pet ocelot (a rescue, so cute) and click the link. Being only human, you brace yourself for the advertised shock.
Being only human, you are annoyed to find that What She Got Instead was not (as you had rather hoped) a cardboard cup containing a human nose; but a Half-Caff Double Latte without the Extra Foam. You have wasted two minutes of your life, you are not shocked, and in the meantime your own daughter has already written the clever thing you were going write on the picture of the ocelot.
This was bad enough when it was new; now it has become pervasive. The time lost is the worst of it. We are all too busy, in a gadabout age, without running after shocks that do not shock and amazement that fails to amaze.
And those of us who have things to knit, to crochet, to weave–can we stand to lose precious moments this way? We cannot. Life is short. Yarn is long.
Therefore, as a service to the public, I have undertaken to collect the latest crop of click bait and present you with a concise summary of the bait beyond the click. If you wish to investigate further, at least you will know what you’re getting into.
Whether you call it the Felted Join or the Spit Splice, this way of adding on a new ball of wool is perfect when you want to avoid having to weave in ends.
A few drops of water help wool fibers bind together — the result is seamless! Please note that this method is for wool yarn only! If you are interested in an invisible join for other types of yarn, check out our Russian Join tutorial.
Take a look at how we’ve done it:
Everyone’s going “bananas” over Lion Brand Yarn Studio’s newest window display! Chock-full of knit and crochet fruits and vegetables, the Farmer’s Market-themed display features pineapples, apples, eggplants, cauliflower, corn, sunflowers and more!
You can read all about it over at the Lion Brand Yarn Studio, “Our New Window is Orchard Fresh!”
Inspired by this tasty treat, we collected our favorite food-inspired knits – make a few for your market basket!
|Crochet Fruit Pot Holders *Paid* Pattern by Marcelline Simonotti Designs.* Made with Wool-Ease® Chunky||Crochet Springtime Vegetable Pen Cozies by Twinkie Chan.* Made with Vanna’s Choice®||Crochet Apple Slice Tawashi Scrubber made with Vanna’s Choice®|
|Crochet Apple Cozy by Petals to Picots.* Made with Kitchen Cotton.||Crochet Eggplant Amigurumi
Made with Wool-Ease®
|Crochet Watermelon Coin Purse by Repeat Crafter Me* Made with Vanna’s Choice®|
|Crochet Strawberry Hat by Repeat Crafter Me.*Make one with Vanna’s Choice®||Crochet Apple Amigurumi made with Wool-Ease®||Crochet Banana Hat for Babies *Paid* Pattern by HGS Designs* Make one with Vanna’s Choice®|
* Not a Lion Brand Pattern
Have you ever knit or crocheted for charity? Mixing a hobby you’re passionate about with the act of giving back to others is a delightful way to make yourself and others feel appreciated. As you search for your next project, consider patterns for chemo caps, prayer shawls, or warm afghans. Gifts like these let those in need know that you’re thinking of them – a good feeling for all!
We’ve rounded up a list of charities that could benefit from your handmade gifts, as well as suggested patterns for each one. Whether they’re in your local community or across the nation, we hope you’ll consider using your talents to give back.
“Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection… the lovers, the dreamers and me.”
Just as Kermit the Frog once sang praises of rainbows, we celebrate the coming-together of every color with a few of our favorite multi-hued crafts!
|Crochet Kisses Pouch. Make one (or two!) with
|After the Rain Crochet top by Jessie At Home*
Make your own with
|Magic Rainbow Baby Blanket by Moogly.* Make one using
|Rainbow Slipper Socks by Oomanoot.* Make a pair with LB Collection Superwash Merino.||Bumpy Rainbow Blanket by 3 Beans In a Pod.* Make one with Modern Baby®.||Proud Supporter Dog Sweater. Make one for your favorite furry friend with Bonbons.|
* Not a Lion Brand Pattern