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Knitting is a fishy business … it’s a new “Out of the Loop,” the comic for those who love to knit and crochet!

April 21st, 2015

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We’ve teamed up with Todd Clark, creator of the ever-popular Lola series, to bring you “Out of the Loop,” a regular one-panel comic featuring humorous takes on the world of yarn.

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Here are a few “fishy-wishy” patterns to inspire you!

Knit Fishy Wishy Sweater Knit Fishy Wishy Afghan Knit Fishy Wishy Hat
Knit Fishy Wishy Sweater Knit Fishy Wishy Afghan Knit Fishy Wishy Hat

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If proCRAFTination is wrong, Lola doesn’t want to be right!

April 17th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit Elegance Socks Knit Elizabeth Wrap Cardigan Knit Color Theory Cowl

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Bootie Call by Franklin Habit

April 7th, 2015

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Writer, illustrator, and knitter Franklin Habit joins us for his monthly column featuring humor and insights into a yarncrafter’s life.

I couldn’t sleep a few nights ago so I pulled out a copy of After the Thin Man, the second of the classic MGM films with William Powell and Myrna Loy as socialite detectives Nick and Nora Charles. Have you seen them? You really ought to.

Start at the beginning, with The Thin Man. It was based on a crime novel by Dashiell Hammett, and all the installments are mysteries; but they wear that badge lightly. You don’t really watch a Thin Man film to find out who killed who; you watch it to see Powell and Loy bounce absolutely perfect wisecracks off one another in the highest possible style. Even their romantic moments are agreeably tart.

NICK: Did I ever tell you that you’re the most fascinating woman this side of the Rockies?

NORA: Wait ’til you see me on the other side.

Nick, Nora, and their dog, Asta, form the family unit in the first and most of the second installments. But in the closing minutes of After the Thin Man, Nick notices that Nora is knitting something.

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He leans in to take a closer look. “Looks like a baby’s sock,” he says.

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A pause.

“And you call yourself a detective,” says Nora.

He gasps. They kiss. Asta wails. The End, until Another Thin Man.

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Lola Rediscovers Hopscotch… With One Little Condition …

April 3rd, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit You Can Do It Afghan Crochet Color Bright Baby Blanket Knit Hopscotch Cowl

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Lola’s Vacation in the “Tropics” …

March 20th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit Jewel Box Pullover Crochet Ribs and Shells Shrug Crochet Happy #Scarfie

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Franklin Habit’s Destash Diary

March 10th, 2015

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Writer, illustrator, and knitter Franklin Habit joins us for his monthly column featuring humor and insights into a yarncrafter’s life.

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February 4. Abner was looking for the can opener today and found the sock yarn I’ve been storing in the flour canister. He asked where we keep the flour. We? When was the last time you whipped up a batch of cookies, Abner? I handed him the can opener–from the drawer it’s been kept in since the Carter administration–and told him to get out of the kitchen.

February 5. Abner was snooping again. Found the lace weight in the big roasting pan on the top shelf. So what? We only use it every fourth year when it’s our turn to host Thanksgiving. To keep the peace, relocated the lace weight to the canisters marked TEA and RICE. Wasn’t much tea or rice left anyhow.

February 6. Out all evening, volunteering at the guild’s learn-to-knit night. Terrific thank-you gift, two skeins of kid mohair/wool blend. Not sure what to do with it just yet, so it’s tucked in with the Christmas decorations in the hall closet. Abner has been nice and quiet, holed up in the den clacking away on his computer. Crisis averted? Fingers crossed.

February 7. At breakfast, Abner handed me a typed list of one hundred and thirty eight places around the house that he has found stashed yarn. He wants me to think about what I should do. I’m happy he didn’t look under the porch.

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Oh, oh … Lola gets pulled over!

March 6th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit My Celebration #Scarfie Crochet Cosmos Circle #Scarfie Crochet Grandma’s Apple Pie #Scarfie

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Lola’s Beauty Sleep and the Sheep

February 20th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit Thick And Thin Pullover Knit Little Lamb Sock Critter Crochet Simply Constructed Pullover

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❤❤❤ Happy Valentine’s Day from Lion Brand Yarn! ❤❤❤

February 14th, 2015

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Once a crafter, always a crafter … it’s a new “Out of the Loop,” the comic for those who love to knit and crochet!

February 13th, 2015

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We’ve teamed up with Todd Clark, creator of the ever-popular Lola series, to bring you “Out of the Loop,” a regular one-panel comic featuring humorous takes on the world of yarn.

Enjoy and please share widely!

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Here are a few loom-knit patterns to inspire you!

Loom Knit Entrelac Baby Blanket Loom Knit Ridged Cowl Loom Knit Patchwork Throw

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