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Do You Really Have to “Lay Flat to Dry”? It’s a new “Out of the Loop,” the comic for those who love to knit and crochet …

May 20th, 2015

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We’ve teamed up with Todd Clark, creator of the ever-popular Lola series, to bring you “Out of the Loop,” a regular one-panel comic featuring humorous takes on the world of yarn.

Enjoy and please share widely!

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Here are a few woolly patterns to inspire you!

Crochet Log Cabin Afghan Knit Felted Tribal Bag Crochet Gaelic Bay Afghan
Crochet Log Cabin Afghan made with Fishermen’s Wool® Knit Felted Tribal Bag made with Fishermen’s Wool® Crochet Gaelic Bay Afghan made with Fishermen’s Wool®

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A Top Ten Moment For Crocheters: Lily Chin Guests on David Letterman!

May 19th, 2015

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Since taking the helm on CBS’ late night talk show in 1982, David Letterman has entertained his audience with humorous segments, charming wit, and unforgettable guests.

Fans have taken to the web to post their favorite memories  — and we have one of our own!

Designer (and long-time friend of Lion Brand!) Lily Chin made an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman back in 2003, after she’d earned the title of World’s Fastest Crocheter!

Watch as she makes Dave a sweater using our Wool-Ease® yarn in the span of one episode.

We’re glad to have been a part of such a memorable part of pop culture, and for that, we say, #ThanksDave.

:: can’t see the video above? click here: https://youtu.be/mahjcqUhP9s ::

 

 


Lola Loves the “Ice Cream” Truck …

May 15th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit Panda Pullover Crochet One Ball Wonder Vest Knit Confetti Color Blanket

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A Brief Guide to Lesser-Known Yarn Superstitions by Franklin Habit

May 7th, 2015

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Writer, illustrator, and knitter Franklin Habit joins us for his monthly column featuring humor and insights into a yarncrafter’s life.

There is no question that persons who make things with yarn are a superstitious lot.  This is scarcely to be wondered at–so much can go awry on the journey from winding up to casting off. Skill and vigilance are well and good as safeguards against disaster; yet much depends on luck. You cannot make luck as you can, with luck, make a mitten. And so knitting, crochet, and all their sister arts are shot through with charms and spells intended to pick up stitches before they drop.

You are likely familiar with the folk custom that one does not knit a sweater for a lover to whom one is not firmly and finally wed. So old and pervasive is this belief that it has passed into common knowledge. Few among us will have left grammar school without learning the ancient playground chant:

Mary knit a cardigan

And handed it to Gene.

He stuffed it in his bottom drawer

And ran off with Maureen.

The origins of the famous “sweater curse” are obscure, but perhaps arose from the hard-won knowledge that it is best to present him with an expensive, labor-intensive gift he doesn’t want and won’t use only after both of you are too exhausted by the demands of child-rearing to care about anything else.

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Happy Star Wars Day! May the Fourth Be With You!

May 4th, 2015

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It’s May the Fourth, it’s May the Fourth! Happy #StarWarsDay!

In observance of this great day of geekery, we’ve put together a collection of our favorite patterns. Enjoy!

l0017a Springtime Set 90060ada Lullaby Layette May the Fourth
Crochet Dark Commander mask by Crafty Ridge.* Make your own with
Vanna’s Choice®.
Crochet Droid Beanies by Jen Spears.*
Make your own with
Vanna’s Choice®.
Mini Master Amigurumi by Vivianne.* Make one using
Vanna’s Choice®.
Butterfly Sandals by Repeat Crafter Me Crochet Summer Sandals by AshleeMarie Loopy Love Booties by Moogly
Crochet Dark Side Cat* by MysteriousCats. Make one with Modern Baby®. Crochet Freezie Cozy* by Dearest Debi. Make them with Vanna’s Choice®. Crochet Farmboy Amigurumi* by Amidorable Crochet. Make with Vanna’s Choice®.
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Crochet
Yub Nub Scoodie*
by Kristen Stevenson.
Make this hat with Wool-Ease®Chunky!
Knit Droid Tea Cosy* by TeaCosyFolk. Make one with Modern Baby®. Crochet Patricia Castillo’s Doomed Star pillow.*
Make one with Vanna’s Choice®.

* not a Lion Brand pattern


Lola’s Alternate Take on Yarnbombing …

April 30th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Crochet Crafty Disguise Yarn Bombed Branches Knit Kitty Cat Headbands

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Knitting is a fishy business … it’s a new “Out of the Loop,” the comic for those who love to knit and crochet!

April 21st, 2015

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We’ve teamed up with Todd Clark, creator of the ever-popular Lola series, to bring you “Out of the Loop,” a regular one-panel comic featuring humorous takes on the world of yarn.

Enjoy and please share widely!

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Here are a few “fishy-wishy” patterns to inspire you!

Knit Fishy Wishy Sweater Knit Fishy Wishy Afghan Knit Fishy Wishy Hat
Knit Fishy Wishy Sweater Knit Fishy Wishy Afghan Knit Fishy Wishy Hat

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If proCRAFTination is wrong, Lola doesn’t want to be right!

April 17th, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit Elegance Socks Knit Elizabeth Wrap Cardigan Knit Color Theory Cowl

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Bootie Call by Franklin Habit

April 7th, 2015

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Writer, illustrator, and knitter Franklin Habit joins us for his monthly column featuring humor and insights into a yarncrafter’s life.

I couldn’t sleep a few nights ago so I pulled out a copy of After the Thin Man, the second of the classic MGM films with William Powell and Myrna Loy as socialite detectives Nick and Nora Charles. Have you seen them? You really ought to.

Start at the beginning, with The Thin Man. It was based on a crime novel by Dashiell Hammett, and all the installments are mysteries; but they wear that badge lightly. You don’t really watch a Thin Man film to find out who killed who; you watch it to see Powell and Loy bounce absolutely perfect wisecracks off one another in the highest possible style. Even their romantic moments are agreeably tart.

NICK: Did I ever tell you that you’re the most fascinating woman this side of the Rockies?

NORA: Wait ’til you see me on the other side.

Nick, Nora, and their dog, Asta, form the family unit in the first and most of the second installments. But in the closing minutes of After the Thin Man, Nick notices that Nora is knitting something.

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He leans in to take a closer look. “Looks like a baby’s sock,” he says.

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A pause.

“And you call yourself a detective,” says Nora.

He gasps. They kiss. Asta wails. The End, until Another Thin Man.

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Lola Rediscovers Hopscotch… With One Little Condition …

April 3rd, 2015

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Here is the latest installment of Lola, from its creator Todd Clark.

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Knit You Can Do It Afghan Crochet Color Bright Baby Blanket Knit Hopscotch Cowl

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